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There are any number of criteria for deciding who’s the biggest pop star in the region. We’ve thrown of all of them out and have made an arbitrary, snap judgment.

9 Jun 2010 By Official Bespoke 1 min read

Haifa Wehbe

Nancy Ajram

Sherine Abdel Wahhab

Result

Looks

Her poster adorns every 15-year-old’s room, and probably a good few older men’s too.

We’d suggest there’s been more than a little work done there, but we’re too polite to say so.

Compared to the other two? She’s the pint-sized girl next door.

Haifa wins

Musical Talent

She sings?

Sings well.

The clear talent in this trio.

Sherine wins

Work Ethic

Four albums since 2002

Seven albums since 1998

Five albums since 2002

Nancy wins

Other Professions

“Acting,” and TV and print adverts.

Nancy’s an advertising machine, soft drinks, sunglasses, you name it.

She mainly just sings… occasionally she sings in movies, too.

Nancy wins

Most Creative Song Title

Ana Haifa … genius.

Ana Masray … profound and incorrect.

Enak … I’m what?

Nancy wins

Scandals?

Derogatory comments about Algerians and Egyptians mean she won’t be a UN goodwill ambassador anytime soon.

Well, it was claimed that she bought a Pan-Arab award in 2008, but then, we’d do the same if we were in her shoes.

Divorce, on again off again relationships, nothing too racy, and she’s got nothing on Haifa.

Score draw between Haifa and Nancy

Winner: Nancy Ajram

Nancy’s a veritable music-making machine with an incredible seven albums since 1998. Add in the DVDs and live albums and she’s shifting some serious units. She may be trumped in the vocal department by Sherine, and she’s a little too girl-next-door to compete with Haifa, but she’s got endorsements with just about everyone. If you want the stereotypical modern pop-star, Nancy’s your girl. Plus, you’ve got a bit of scandal to salivate over, true, it’s probably not as bad as insulting whole nations, but (allegedly) buying awards? That’s pretty funny.

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